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PARIS HILTON
looks to have had
one too many here,
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Master of Gossip
Stuart Pink reports for
the amazing U.K. Sun
February 14th, 2010.
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The heiress spent the
Valentine‘s weekend in
Brazil and managed to
squeeze in a launch party for
a new beer she’s promoting.
She was accompanied by
boyfriend DOUG
REINHARDT but The Hills
actor must have wished he
was back in LA after
witnessing her boozy antics.
At one stage
The Simple Life star
was snapped on all fours –
her thong clearly visible
through her purple
off-the-shoulder dress.
Paris, and Doug’s
embarrassment didn’t
end there.
She got up to attempt
some sexy moves but
failed miserably.
At least she did
something interesting….
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Where in the world
is Paris Hilton drinking!
Sung to the tune of
“Where In The World
Is Carmen Sandiego”
From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing
to a Southern latitude,
While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world
is Paris Hilton drinking?
From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world
is Paris Hilton drinking!
From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing,
To falling,
To passing out,
Splat!
We can’t stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she’s not driving
A car and us insane!
Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
Where in the world
is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world
is Paris Hilton drinking!
Written by Rash Manly
22MOON.com
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